Twitter: A place where you first invite troubles, and where troubles later invite you
Pushkar: Brandname associated with the trading of cricketers like cattle
Cattle Class: The class you acquire when you buy cricketers as described above
Rendezvous: A secret meeting to discuss things with partners.
External Affairs: Affairs you have while sojourning abroad
Ban Ki Moon: An endearing Korean term that sometimes sounds like a Punjabi abuse
Hat Trick: When you bowl a maiden over, three times in a row while having a ball
Trivandrum: A place in India connected with Dubai, with a mysterious Gulf in the middle
Kashmir Problem: Something that Lalit Modi creates when he tweets across my Line of Control
