Designer puns in Hindi, anyone?

Here is an exchange (edited) between me and Shunali after we heard about Hermes making a saree for Indians at Rs 200,000

Madhavan: And at the wedding, with Hermes di saari, they'll take Saath Ferragamo? ;-)

Shunali: Will also say: Kuch aur bhi Dior na ladkey waalon ko.

Madhavan: Aunty will say: Dulhan ke liye kuch aur Cardin?

Shunali: Ladki khush rahey hamaare to yehi Armani hai. Khoob Giorgio or aur khush raho.


Madhavan: Aur nazar utar te hain. Kisi Moet ka nazar na lag jaaye hamari beti par ;-)

Shunali: Shaadi khoob Dom (Perignon) dhaam sey honi chahiya.Have I made myself Cristal clear?

Madhavan: At ladies sangeet, many old women will dance with their Hilfigers ;-)


Shunali: And will say: Shaadi sey kabhi mat Gabbana.

Madhavan: Honeymoon Goa ke monsoon mein. Zindagi bhar nahin bhoolegi woh Versace ki raat